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Hey Rex Ryan: Kiss This!
What you waiting on? I present to you a perfect situation. Ain’t no need anticipating, no. Take that! Take that! Take that! Take that! -Usher Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Just...
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NFL Wild And Wooly Card Weekend
Matty told Hatty, “That’s the thing to do. Get you someone really to pull the wool with you.” Wooly bully, wooly bully. Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully. -Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs This...
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Rex Ryan: When Will They Ever Learn?
You’re the instigator, the orator of the town. You’re the worst when you converse, just a big mouth clown. You talk when you’re awake, I heard you talk when you sleep. Has anyone ever told you, that...
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Tom Brady: King In The Castle
Listen to me dog before you start to whine, that side’s yours and this side’s mine. Move it on over. Rock it on over. Move over little dog, a big, old dog is movin’ in. -George Thorogood & The...
View ArticleWes Welker And The Agony Of Da-Feet
By now, you’ve all seen this: You’ve all seen Wes Welker drop at least 11 references to “feet,” “toes” or “foot” during his roughly eight-minute session with the media on Thursday. Brilliant! So...
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NFL Divisional Playoff Predictions
Round two, I’m down to, do, what it takes to make you understand I’m the Candyman and I melt in your mouth, not in your hands. -Candyman Ok, here we go! The NFL Playoffs. The NFL...
View ArticleMore Rex Ryan Feet Fun
Just ’cause over here at JQP Productions we like to pile on: Peace out homies. Six two and even!
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Let’s Go Celtics!
I can’t get used to losing you no matter what I try to do. Gonna spend my whole life through, loving you. -English Beat This is gonna be a quick one. A quick poke my eye out with a stick one. A...
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AFC Championship Game Prediction
We’re from the town with that great football team. We cheer the Pittsburgh Steelers. Winning’s a habit, not only a dream. Go out and get them Steelers! -Jimmy Psihoulis In all fairness, I don’t...
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Jets Lose
It’s a wonderful night, you’ve gotta take it from me. It’s a wonderful night, come on and break it on down. -Fatboy Slim Just a short little quick one. Quick like a licorice stick one. Just to...
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